It's been a weird year. It feels like it's been an unbelievably long year and in many ways I don't feel like the same person that started it out.
A major change this year is that I finally upgraded to a smartphone. This sounds like a strange thing to single out in this year of emotions and events and lots of very not so good things. But I'm realizing more and more that it has changed my every day life. And it also scares me how much I have come to rely on it and how much it knows about me! Why does it know things about me?? It's scary.
Anyway, aside from never being lost ever again (for the directionally challenged, GPS on my phone is literally the best thing ever), I can now check my email 4,000 times a day.
A fun fact: there is no reason why you should ever need to check your email this much. Another fact: I never get important emails.
I have about four email addresses that I use frequently. The one linked up to my phone is my main, real name, the one I don't give out to email lists, way to get in touch with me. Currently, I am stuck in a group email with extended family about the best date to get together for Christmas at my grandmother's. I'm mostly staying out of it and pretending I haven't checked my email 4,000 and one times today. I'm going to see how it all shakes out and then plan my illness accordingly.
It wasn't until the smartphone and the easy accessibility to this email that I realized at one point in time I made an error in judgment and gave Frederick's of Hollywood my main email address. Not really a big deal. I could unsubscribe.
But I haven't because I am completely enthralled by just how many emails they send in one day. And how many sales they have! So many sales!
I mean, I am a huge supporter of purchasing lingerie. My love of shopping kind of died when I became an adult and had actual bills to pay, I no longer get a thrill out of buying new clothes. Instead, occasionally, I am forced to buy new yoga pants because all of the ones I own have random holes in them and aren't even safe to wear when bringing out the trash.
But cute underwear? I'll buy that all day long. Especially on sale!
I get an average of three emails a day from Frederick's of Hollywood. I know, right? It should be annoying. I should be forced right into the unsubscribe territory. But instead, it kind of delights me.
All of them have such urgency. TIME IS RUNNING OUT
Oh, man. Time is running out, what am I missing?
BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR!
Is it though?
One of my favorites, marketed toward the gentlemen:
Get Her The BIGGEST Gift
Obviously, yeah, you should do that. Of course, my curiosity was piqued so I opened it. Did you know a giftcard is always the right size? Clever.
Anyway, it's become a running joke in my house and part of my everyday. My phone will buzz and blink and make some weird noise (I still have no idea how to set my sounds and tones).
"Oh my god, babe, I just got a super important email."
My husband looks up from his laptop.
"Cyber Monday is back!"
He's started responding to me with subject lines of Victoria's Secret emails that inundate his inbox.
So our typical dinner conversation has turned into,
Me: Your 48 hours of savings is almost up. What are you doing right now??
Him: Oh, sorry, I was shopping for gifts for my naughty and nice list!
I have been shopping for stocking stuffers. It is the one tradition that stands, Mr. McKay gets a stocking full of lingerie. But I don't fall into the trap of thinking my time is limited on this sale. The only thing that is limited is the amount of time you have to purchase that lace trimmed thong in a large in Prism Violet, because they never have a large in the color I want! Okay, sometimes they do, but I'm telling you, don't wait too long. Today it's 50% off, tomorrow it might only be 30% off with a free shipping code (sometimes the better deal if you ask me).
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
(It really isn't, but it's nice to feel like I have something urgent going on.)
A major change this year is that I finally upgraded to a smartphone. This sounds like a strange thing to single out in this year of emotions and events and lots of very not so good things. But I'm realizing more and more that it has changed my every day life. And it also scares me how much I have come to rely on it and how much it knows about me! Why does it know things about me?? It's scary.
Anyway, aside from never being lost ever again (for the directionally challenged, GPS on my phone is literally the best thing ever), I can now check my email 4,000 times a day.
A fun fact: there is no reason why you should ever need to check your email this much. Another fact: I never get important emails.
I have about four email addresses that I use frequently. The one linked up to my phone is my main, real name, the one I don't give out to email lists, way to get in touch with me. Currently, I am stuck in a group email with extended family about the best date to get together for Christmas at my grandmother's. I'm mostly staying out of it and pretending I haven't checked my email 4,000 and one times today. I'm going to see how it all shakes out and then plan my illness accordingly.
It wasn't until the smartphone and the easy accessibility to this email that I realized at one point in time I made an error in judgment and gave Frederick's of Hollywood my main email address. Not really a big deal. I could unsubscribe.
But I haven't because I am completely enthralled by just how many emails they send in one day. And how many sales they have! So many sales!
I mean, I am a huge supporter of purchasing lingerie. My love of shopping kind of died when I became an adult and had actual bills to pay, I no longer get a thrill out of buying new clothes. Instead, occasionally, I am forced to buy new yoga pants because all of the ones I own have random holes in them and aren't even safe to wear when bringing out the trash.
But cute underwear? I'll buy that all day long. Especially on sale!
I get an average of three emails a day from Frederick's of Hollywood. I know, right? It should be annoying. I should be forced right into the unsubscribe territory. But instead, it kind of delights me.
All of them have such urgency. TIME IS RUNNING OUT
Oh, man. Time is running out, what am I missing?
BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR!
Is it though?
One of my favorites, marketed toward the gentlemen:
Get Her The BIGGEST Gift
Obviously, yeah, you should do that. Of course, my curiosity was piqued so I opened it. Did you know a giftcard is always the right size? Clever.
Anyway, it's become a running joke in my house and part of my everyday. My phone will buzz and blink and make some weird noise (I still have no idea how to set my sounds and tones).
"Oh my god, babe, I just got a super important email."
My husband looks up from his laptop.
"Cyber Monday is back!"
He's started responding to me with subject lines of Victoria's Secret emails that inundate his inbox.
So our typical dinner conversation has turned into,
Me: Your 48 hours of savings is almost up. What are you doing right now??
Him: Oh, sorry, I was shopping for gifts for my naughty and nice list!
I have been shopping for stocking stuffers. It is the one tradition that stands, Mr. McKay gets a stocking full of lingerie. But I don't fall into the trap of thinking my time is limited on this sale. The only thing that is limited is the amount of time you have to purchase that lace trimmed thong in a large in Prism Violet, because they never have a large in the color I want! Okay, sometimes they do, but I'm telling you, don't wait too long. Today it's 50% off, tomorrow it might only be 30% off with a free shipping code (sometimes the better deal if you ask me).
TIME IS RUNNING OUT
(It really isn't, but it's nice to feel like I have something urgent going on.)
