A to Z Challenge~ Tiffs, Teasing and Threats

We're coming up to the end of the Spanking from A-Z blog challenge, hosted by Celeste Jones and Spanking Romance Reviews.

Up to T today and I am talking about teasing and threats.  We don't do serious very well in the McKay house. Actually, I think both of us have an inability to be completely serious for any length of time.

Sometimes not being able to be serious has it's advantages. We don't really argue. We get into tiffs, stupid things that children would fight about. Lately, it's had to do with my injury. I try to do more than I can do and I get snippy when I get frustrated or feel like I'm being doted on or smothered.

We were having a back and forth and I was being snappish. Mr. McKay was bringing me my coffee and we were getting to a real boiling point. Then he put the mug down in front of me, raised his eyebrows and said, "Maybe next time I'll pee in your coffee."

I burst out laughing. Who says that to someone? I asked him if he was a child, and he said probably. But really he was just diffusing the situation. We moved on and everything was fine.

So it is nice sometimes to not take everything so seriously. Other times it works against us. Mr. McKay actually sent me the following cartoon because this probably does sum up our bedroom antics. It's why there is normally copious amounts of liquor and not much talking during sexy time.

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7023086/how-every-sexual-fantasy-would-actually-go

Teasing is a big part of our relationship too. Mostly because I will believe anything and I take everything to heart. Mr. McKay loves getting a rise out of me and I do love it, even if I like to spin off in a huff when he's relentlessly teasing.

I think threats go hand in hand with teasing. Any spanko worth their salt likes a good threat. I mean, at least for me, it's connected to all of it. So when Mr. McKay says anything like "You better watch yourself," or "You're not going to like the spanking you get." I am all a flutter, but then he follows it up with, "It's going to be so weak, and not hard. You'll hate it." And there goes that teasing and I am caught between laughing and getting into a snit because he totally just wrecked my mojo.

My ankle needs to heal and quick. I've been threatened so many times with weak spankings and no spanking at all that I'm ready to cry.

Thankfully, I do think he's teasing and isn't really serious. I think...


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