Today I am talking about figging. As figging does start with F and this is the A-Z Blog Challenge.
I think I first read about figging in a book. It was Annabel Joseph's Disciplining the Duchess. It was before I had published, I was out to my husband about my spanking interests, but still hiding how much I was actually reading spanking books in my spare time. Anyway, there is this part in Disciplining the Duchess where the Duke in the book tells his wife he is going to put ginger in her anus as a punishment.
Immediately I am all like, huh? Is that a thing? And then they describe it in the book and it sounds awful but she is also turned on. At first I'm like, this is the worst thing ever and this guy sounds mean!
Then about six months later I think Renee Rose posted about it on her blog and then I got into an online conversation with her and a couple other authors about it. Then I needed to try it! I wanted to so bad!
So I told my husband about it, and he shot me down. Something about needing to use kitchen tools for something used as foreplay. I don't know. He seemed to think it was too much prep work and I wouldn't like it.
I dropped it.
Then he kept bringing it up.
I sent him links.
Then he surprised me around my birthday. (A weird birthday present I guess, but right up my alley!)
To be honest the first time we tried it, I don't think it really worked. I think the ginger was too old or we didn't leave it in long enough. But the anticipation and the excitement of doing something new was enough to make it memorable.
We have done it a few more times since, and now the smell of ginger makes me horny.
It is not an all the time thing. Figging is for special occasions!
I have written a few figging scenes since then, I feel like I always want to incorporate them, but then we would be on figging overload.
Here is part of my figging scene from Cursed Waters. Because when there is a zombie invasion you should always take the time to punish your girlfriend with ginger...
She
watched Trevor go over to the bowl he had placed on the dresser. He
lifted out a peeled piece of ginger. Roxy stopped what she was doing
and rose from her position, turning to look at Trevor in shock.
“Bend
back over,” he told her.
“Wait,
what are you doing?” She already knew what he was doing, she had
begged him to try figging with her the last time they were together,
but it had never come about. She almost forgot about the ginger in
the kitchen, she had bought it for a new recipe she was going to try,
and never got around to making.
“Trust
me,” he told her and brought his head down to kiss her hard on the
mouth. “Now bend over, don't make me tell you again.”
She
gave one last look to the carved piece of ginger root and folded
herself back over the end of the bed with a renewed anticipation. He
instructed her to put her hand back between her legs and to continue
pleasuring herself. Roxy would have been embarrassed but she was
still too stunned at the turn of events.
As
she worked her fingers along her folds, building her need into a
frenzy, Trevor parted her cheeks again. The ginger was cold and hard,
nudging to gain entry. He cooed soothing words at her, telling her to
relax. He finally pushed it in, pushing past the tightness and she
shifted her hips back into him as her orgasm rocked her. She cried
out in ecstasy, riding the waves as Trevor manipulated the ginger in
her ass.
As
she came down from her high Roxy panted into the bed.
“Now
that we got that in, it's time to address your disrespect,” Trevor
said as he pulled her to stand up.
Roxy
glanced around him at the clock. “We should start getting ready, we
don't have a lot of time,” she replied, she couldn't be late in
saving the world from zombies after all.
Trevor
gave her a hard look, “We have plenty of time, and we aren't
finished,” he answered, a hint of annoyance in his voice. He
gestured towards the floor where his jeans were crumpled up. “Get
my belt and bring it here.”
Roxy
could only look back at him, she was paralyzed to the spot. Trevor
gave her a nudge, “Now, Roxy.”
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'(A weird birthday present I guess, but right up my alley!)' LOL, no pun intended? I love it when you talk about how you introduced your husband to all your dirty little secretive kinky needs, only to have him turn right back around and get curious enough to try them.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, my husband knew all my secrets, which is why he married me, so I don't get to bring him new things. He's the one who usually brings them up to me, like..."Here, let me hook you up to all these electrodes and shock the sh*t out of you for a while."
This isn't a 'Hell no' situation. We need something stronger--hell to the no, in fact. Get thee back, Satan! (He loves it when I call him that. Right up there with House B*tch and Man Slave.) :)
Love your blog, Casey! Enjoy your weekend!
I always wondered what to do as the zombies were invading and now I know. So much better than fighting!
ReplyDeleteI love it! I think it's a great birthday present! I'd certainly be thrilled! Thanks for sharing, might have to show this post to Jim. ;)
ReplyDeleteHey what ever happened to woolly jumpers that you hide in the bottom of your closet and hope their forgotten about?? Mr McKay sure does know how to do birthdays!
ReplyDeleteOh wow, the best birthday present I ever got was a new lighter and a copy of The Thorn Birds, lol.
ReplyDeleteI think 'Disciplining the Duchess' was the first time I cam across figging as well.
ReplyDeleteThe name baffled me a bit because figs are something else again and I don't think it would be quite as stimulating sticking a fig up your arse.
I think Mr McKay has a fir point with the kitchen implements. I found it a bit unnerving in A Taste of Discipline when the protagonists were having sex in the restaurant kitchen. There's got to be some health and safety rules against that, surely? I'm sure they disinfected afterwards but ewww. And don't anyone tell me that this happens in professional kitchens all the time because la la la la la can't hear you.
Hmm, your post makes me wonder. OK, we know about the hotness of figging. What else can we use from the kitchen? Red peppers? Bad Byron's Butt Rub Barbecue Seasoning? ,Vulcan's Fire Salt, pearl unions? Come on guys, if we join forces we can come up with a variation. You know what the say about food: variation is healthy!
ReplyDeleteMaren- Electrodes?? Holy crap! Yes, get back thee Satan, I do not blame you.
ReplyDeletePK- Figging and then fighting, you know you're more relaxed and limber ;)
Dinah, Stevie, and Tara- He's running out of kinky things to do as gifts. He says he'll have to get creative, now I'm scared!
Etta- It was a work of fiction, there aren't germs in romance novels, did you know that? Also, that's why bleach was invented!
Han- I like where your head's at! Is it weird that Bad Byron's Butt Rub Barbecue Seasoning simultaneously turned me on and made me hungry?
I'm glad to see that people posted about this, as i was hoping they would. I'm always curious, so many people write about it, so i wondered if people had actually tried it. I think i could write about it but not sure I could try it.
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