I hope everyone had a very, Merry Christmas. If you celebrate the holiday, I hope you found some peace and joy.
I thought I would share a highlight from my Christmas morning.
I had some cinnamon buns baking in the oven. Mr. McKay and I had finished opening the bigger gifts and were going through our stockings. His is filled with sexy underwear for me. He stuffs mine with all the things I like- new Christmas socks and gum.
I start to get towards the bottom and he says- "There's a surprise in there I think you're going to like."
Now- he had already told me he was buying me something kinky and I hadn't opened anything kinky yet. So I reach my hand into the bottom of the stocking and pull out a small wrapped package about 6 inches long. It has some weight to it, and it feels pretty thick. When I squeeze it in my hand it gives a little, so I assume it is some sort of silicone.
You stick something like that in a kinky girl's stocking and what is she going to think it is? Yes, I thought it was a dildo. And I was a little nervous judging by the girth I was holding in my hand.
My inner monologue: "Oh my God, he got me a dildo, and it feels huge. I don't know how enjoyable this will be." I look over and he is smiling and seems so proud of himself. "Well, it's my own fault. I can't drag him into kinkdom and then be upset when I get sex toys in my stocking. I am just going to smile and tell him I love it."
I tentatively tear the paper back, heave out a sigh of relief and start hysterically laughing. This is what I found:
And yes, I do love it. I have a crazy addiction to smoked meats. It was an awesome Christmas surprise!
Oh, I also got some real kinky toys, and a few orgasms before we left to visit family. That's a story for another post!
ROFL!!!!! I got a kinky gift too, but haven't had a chance to use it yet!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I didn't get any kinky toys for Christmas, I'll have to wait a bit longer for Valentine's Day. Enjoy your beef log, Casey. LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! And that was exactly what I was thinking before I saw the picture!!! He's awesome. You're not going to do kinky things to the meat, are you???
ReplyDeleteCute story. Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteMy kinky mind wants to ask how you use it...but I won't let it ;)
ReplyDeleteGlad you and hubby had fun opening gifts :)